Red Pix Felix Turns Into TVK’s Rajmohan 2.0 | TVK Vijay Vs TN Fact Check | Fake Id | Patti Tinkering

So apparently, according to Red Pix Felix (TVK’s unofficial loudspeaker) and TVK Vijay, Tamil Nadu is drowning in “fake news,” the DMK controls every media outlet like octopus tentacles 🐙, and Nagapattinam has no marine college, no Cauvery water, no mangroves, no roads — basically nothing but Felix’s content.

Except… the facts don’t agree. Let’s unpack the comedy of errors:

🚢 Marine College Myth
Felix & Co. repeat after Vijay: “There is no government marine college in Nagapattinam!”
Reality check: The Tamil Nadu Dr. J. Jayalalithaa Fisheries University (TNJFU) has had a College of Fisheries Engineering at Panangudi, Nagapattinam, since 2012. It literally has a Department of Fisheries Nautical & Marine Engineering listed on its website. The contact number is public, courses are running, and students are graduating. But sure, maybe Felix couldn’t find it because Google Maps doesn’t bend to propaganda. 🤷‍♂️

🌱 Mangrove Meltdown
Then comes the mangrove tragedy narrative: “Mangroves are gone, the state did nothing!”
Except the Tamil Nadu Forest Department and the government’s own policy notes say the opposite.

Baseline (ISFR 2021): ~45 sq km of mangroves in TN.

Now (official claim): doubled to ~90 sq km.

Projects: World Bank-backed restoration, state coastal shelterbelts, wetland missions, and active mangrove planting drives in Nagapattinam, Ennore, and Point Calimere.

The Forest Department even tweeted about Thalainayar Reserve Forest near Point Calimere, specifically mentioning mangroves.

So either the Forest Department is a secret branch of DMK’s “octopus,” or Felix’s fact-finding skills are allergic to trees. 🌳🐙

🍼 Birthplace Blunder
Vijay thundered in Tiruvarur: “Look at the bad roads where your leader Karunanidhi was born!”
One problem: Karunanidhi was born in Thirukkuvalai (Nagapattinam district), not Tiruvarur. The district of Tiruvarur didn’t even exist until 1997. History is a stubborn thing — it doesn’t bend to campaign scripts. But hey, why let geography ruin a fiery speech?

💧 Cauvery Water Conspiracy
Another gem: “Have they brought Cauvery water to Nagapattinam?”
Official reply: Yes, actually. The Kollidam–Cauvery combined water supply scheme delivers about 6 million litres per day (MLD) to Nagapattinam. That’s a lot of water to pretend doesn’t exist. 💦

🐙 TN Fact Check = Octopus?
And when all this goes wrong, Felix & friends scream: “TN Fact Check is DMK’s fake news provider! They are the octopus limbs!”
But the Forest Department itself, TNJFU’s own website, and official PDFs all confirm what TN Fact Check says. If they’re the octopus, then apparently even the trees, rivers, and Google are part of Stalin’s marine biology lab.

🏆 Conclusion
Red Pix Felix and TVK Vijay aren’t fighting fake news — they’re fighting basic facts:

Marine college? Exists.

Mangroves? Increased.

Birthplace? Wrong district.

Water supply? Already there.

The only thing missing in Nagapattinam is Felix’s GPS signal.

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