Full Movie - What Getting Your Mouth Washed Out with SOAP Was REALLY Like

Did you ever get your mouth washed out with soap as a kid?

Well… I did. Multiple times. And not even for the words you’d expect. In this video, I’m sharing the hilarious (and slightly traumatic) truth about growing up in a house where “shut up” and “pee” were considered soap-worthy offenses.
If you’ve heard my story about getting spanked at 55 mph and throwing up everywhere, you already know discipline in our house was… let’s say old-school. And when Dad said, “Bathroom. Now.” you knew exactly what fate awaited your tongue.
From Ivory (the good stuff) to Dial and Irish Spring (the middle of the road) all the way down to the dreaded Lava bar—yes, the one with actual volcanic rock in it—this video breaks down the full taste-test horror of childhood punishment. Dry bar, wet bar, dirty bar… trust me, it mattered.
I’ll walk you through:
🚫 The “bad words” that got me busted
🧼 The mental gymnastics of guessing which soap was waiting
😬 The nightmare of Lava soap on the tongue
🤣 The ridiculousness of it all, looking back today
And of course… I had one question while writing this:
Was it really as bad as I remember?
There was only one way to find out.
So yes… I went there.
👉 Watch to see how it all unfolds — and to find out whether childhood soap punishment was real torture or just overblown farm-kid drama.
If you grew up with strict parents, old-school discipline, or weird punishments of your own, drop your story in the comments. I’d love to hear them!