TheCyborgTim - It's Like A Freakin' IKEA In Here! (Official Lyric Video)

Track 17 from my debut full-length album:
"RAIDERS OF THE LOST AiRK (A Parody Soundtrack)"
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For the the album's grand finale, I was inspired by last shot of the film that shows the massive storage facility for the government's "Top Secret" artifacts. The song title immediately sprung to mind, "It's Like A Freakin' IKEA In Here!" I wanted to take a playful approach and put myself into the story. What else would I find in this huge warehouse?

I hope you've enjoyed the adventure through this amazing movie and got a few chuckles at my interpretations of it's iconic scenes and lines. Much more music is on the way this year. Stay tuned!

Thanks for listening!

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IT'S LIKE A FREAKIN' IKEA IN HERE!

Well I broke into the CIA warehouse.
It's like a freakin' IKEA in here!
Everywhere that you can find
Crates are stacked a dozen high!
But a particular container caught my eye.

And, so I...

Hotwired a forklift and picked up a pile.
It seemed the rows went on
For many many hundreds of miles!
I cracked open the crates
and was stunned and surprised!
Was it really what it looked like?
I could not believe my eyes.

These guys had...

Joan Of Arc's ashes!
And Kennedy's brain!
Head of The Baptist!
And the God Of War's blades!
Thor's Hammer!
The Tardis!
Excalibur too!
A pile of kryptonite!
The lasso of truth!
Where did they get them?
I haven't a clue.

But, I swear to you...

I saw them at the CIA warehouse!
The warehouse!
The warehouse!
All of this at the CIA warehouse!

But wait!
Oh yeah, there's more!

I found the...

Seven horcruxes!
A heron marked sword!
and instructions for assembling my own Megazord!
The Millenium Falcon!
A plain golden ring!
And that wasn't even everything!

I saw the golden Wonka Ticket!
Ocarina of Time!
Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch!
A ghost made of Slime!
The Delorian!
A lightsaber!
And Optimus Prime!

I could not believe my eyes!

It was all in the CIA warehouse!
The warehouse!
The warehouse!
Can you believe what’s in the CIA warehouse?

But wait!
There’s more...

At the back of one row was a door, plain and round
With a non-descript sign that said "Tim's Lost And Found."
Well what should I do?
What could this be?
I slowly opened up the door and what did I see?

They'd found my...

Collection of pogs and my old soccer cleats.
My original cartridge of Mario 3
They were all there on a table right in front of me!
Where they'd been the whole time!
And look here...

They had my...

Old action figures and what else did I see?
My rollerblades, my Game Boy, and my Tamagotchi!
I thought I had lost them way back in '93!
What the heck is it all doing here?!

Well maybe they'd let me take my stuff away?
If I asked them really nicely, maybe I'd be ok?
But it's likely that I'm headed to Guantanamo Bay.
Cause that's what happens when you break into...
The big IKEA warehouse of the CIA!!!

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LYRICS: Written by Tim. 100% human-generated.
MUSIC: Generated by Suno AI software with prompting and editing by Tim.
VIDEO: Edited by Tim, made with: https://vizzy.io