Passive-Aggressive Practice Session: Angry Doormat 20-Minute Drum Loop
Автор: Jim Dooley
Загружено: 2025-07-08
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FINALLY. 🙄 After absorbing all the accumulated disappointment from every doormat that came before it, this one gets 20 uninterrupted minutes to express collective feelings at 140 BPM. No, it's not "mad" - it's just disappointed that you're still practicing the same three chords everyone else figured out years ago.
Oh, you want to practice for 20 whole minutes? How ambitious. This doormat has observed that musicians have been recycling the same three chord progressions since the Clinton administration, so it supposes it can handle another extended session of watching you discover what everyone else figured out in 2003.
This doormat has inherited two decades worth of observations from its predecessors. This drum loop is its opportunity to finally contribute something meaningful to your musical journey, while silently judging your technique with the dignity only a well-worn floor covering can possess. Of course, this extended version is for jamming only because apparently that's all you ever do anyway - but if you ever decide to actually record something (shocking concept), you'll need the original Angry Doormat from https://jimdooley.net/303. The doormat won't hold its breath.
Side effects may include improved timing and the uncomfortable realization that your practice space has opinions about your playing.
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