50 Ways To Say Goodbye - Train (ukulele tutorial by MUJ)

Ukulele tutorial for 50 Ways To Say Goodbye, by Monahan/Lind/Bjørklund (Train), 2012; performed/taught here on ukulele by Marco D.

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VERSE 1:
My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends ask
where you are I'm gonna say

CHORUS A:
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

VERSE 2:
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Someday I'll find a love like yours
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur

That's cool but if my friends ask
where you are I'm gonna say

CHORUS B:
She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

BRIDGE:
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love - but you don't want to

That's cool but if my friends ask
where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends ask
where you are I'm gonna say

[REPEAT CHORUS A]

[REPEAT CHORUS B]

OUTRO:
And ways to say you died