Getting the Bird Series 2 Episode 34

we present arthur lowe, john measure and clive dunn in dad's army, [ Applause, ], getting the bird featuring john larry, arnold ridley and ian lavender with this week's guests, frank williams and larry. Martin.

Here is the news, and this is john snyder reading it. As the nazi menace continues, its ruthless repression of western Europe and its armies in the east keep up their relentless progress towards moscow. It seems that the fate of the civilized world hangs in the balance, while in a quiet corner of england in a little butcher shop.

Lance corporal jack jones, stalwart of the wilmington on sea home guard poses this vital question. Will you have scrag end or brisket miss? Well, i've got three books this time my brother's on leave from the army. Have I Got enough for a joint? Well, not unless you take brisket as cheap, you see so you get more of it.

Oh, but of course it's tougher, oh, but then, if you has cutlets, there's less of it, but it's more toothsome, oh um i'll have cutlets! Then I haven't got any. If you haven't got any woodley blathering on about them far, no don't be impatient. Mr fraser there's a war on.

You know I'll. Tell you what how about some champions? Oh they'll! Do then i'd like to feed my brother up? If I can, he was at dunkirk. You know oh dunkirk, was he well in that case i'll? Let you have two sausages? Oh thank you.

I didn't get any sausages, mr jones. Well, you wasn't that dumb kirk were you, mr godfrey? No, my sister made some upside down cakes for those gallon boys and roll bandages. Well, i'm sorry, you can't have sausages for bandages and cutting Cakes.

You know i've got to draw the line somewhere. Take three and seven, please doris hard ever so! Mr jones i'll see you next week now. What can I do for you, mr fraser? I didn't have any corn beef last week, so i've come for it.

No, we should have come this morning. Mr fraser, look, that's all. I've got look just a few bits.

Gosh they're just crumbs, i'm not paying the Sliced rate for a lot of crumbs well, for, let's see now i'll tell you what you can have the lot for sixpence right done. Uh have you have you heard about sergeant wilson? No, what about him? This is not to be found. He hasn't been at the bank all day now, as you very well know, I can stand gossip and little title of any kind, but it's my belief that there has been a rift in the loot, Who's loot.

Mrs bike salute y'all fool: oh dear poor, mr wilson funny you mentioned that mr fraser, as I was coming out of the library with the new ethelene del romance of my sister, I saw him in alexander gardens with a girl really, mr godfrey. I knew it there's a woman at the bottom of it. He had his arm around her, but I i'm sure there's nothing in it.

Oh every young man there's depravity in every line of his face. It's About the ruin of him. He's run amok, not mr wilson.

Now surely no look out! Here's walker, not a word to a soul junction! You can rely on me all in all. Ah hello, hello! What's all this in the three wise men yeah, just a minute! No use you coming around here, joe you're, not registered with me in any way. It's closing time how about a nice bit of rabbit, jonesy you'll be lucky.

I haven't even seen a Rabbit for six weeks. You have now there, oh blimey, that's all right! Dear does shane have to be killed, they look so pretty hopping about in the fields. Where did you get it joe? It's bugs bunny.