(VALID TONES) EAS Mock - The Count Duckula Show (May 28, 2006)

“And the moral of the story is... do not offer pizza pies to a bunch of kids. Or you might hear from it from a showbiz-crazy duck.”

BACKSTORY: After being forced to flee the United Kingdom for jaywalking in London on May 15, 2006, a showbiz-crazy vampire duck, known as Count Duckula, had fled to the United States, where he had caused multiple crimes, including grand theft auto, toy store robberies and, worst of all, hacking the Emergency Action Notification Network to transmit his showbiz acts over the National Emergency Alert System. Even though he doesn't really know that nobody can see them. Following this hack, Duckula was sentenced to 50 years in federal prison. Count Duckula was found dead on April 18, 2025.

Shown here is footage of the “Duckula EAS Hijack of 2006”, which took place at 9:06 PM EDT on May 28, 2006, as seen on an unknown rural cable system in Albany, New York.

In all seriousness, here is my first EAS mock featuring ‪@xyzlojones‬'s EAS macros, NTSC-RS and a DASDEC-1EN on a Cable Envoy CEMS-0500. A very stupid little idea I came up with after testing out the macros using an audio fragment of the Danger Mouse episode "The Return of Count Duckula".

Credit to ‪@xyzlojones‬ for the macros. Also, I do not own "Bobby's World" or "Danger Mouse". Please don't take this video down, Fremantle (and whoever owns "Bobby's World" now).

NOTE: Do not use this video without my permission. I hate video theft.