Language Overview: Arabic

شكراً لكل أساتذتي العربية في جامعة بيتسبورغ!

Links:
The other video about Arabic:    • Why is Arabic so difficult to learn?  

Translations:
0:07: What will happen if you see this video without having watched the other one [Visible confusion]
0:15: Yo dawg I herd you like languages so I put some languages inside of yo’ language
3:12: Arabic pronunciations shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
3:18: I don’t wanna say all that
3:28: Me when it’s time to describe the rare phonemes in Arabic
3:50: How many rare phonemes does Arabic have? IT’S OVER 9,000!
4:20: Never let them know your next move
6:38: So nothing about the other dialects.
6:53: Vowels? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
6:57: Sorry I don’t speak that language
7:36: You are in this abjad, but we do not grant you the rank of letter.
9:54: When you can’t even talk about sentences without complications due to the dialects
11:28: (Predictable grammar) This is brilliant. (Long lists) But I like this.
14:05: Why is it, when something happens, it’s always you three? (First root, second root, third root)
14:07: Live look-in on an Arabic noun pluralizing
15:17: Oh, you thought you were safe with the feminine nouns? Think again.
15:32: I’m watching y’all… feminine nouns
17:27: Two men (not using the dual)... Two men (using the dual)
18:35: Don’t worry guys, Arabic will help y’all
19:55: Thinking you have a break from Arabic’s confusion
21:37: The wilderness must be explored!
22:12: But wait, there’s more
22:55: The example verbs will be…
25:06: Just deal with it
28:12: Infinitive verbs… The gerund or present
28:42: Me after trying that sentence
28:54: Lions aren’t human? I’ll eat you. (The adjective “human” is written as though lions are people, for the joke)