Too Bad You're Lews Therin: A Wheel of Time Song Parody

Based on Gloria Shayne's "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

#SPOILERS through Lord of Chaos

Said the Dark One to Ishamael
Time for you to be free
From your prison cold, Ishamael
Time for you to be free
This age, this age, is coming to an end
And you have some business to tend 
Go and catch up with your old friend

Said Ishamael to the shepherd boy
I know you're Lews Therin
In your village quaint, shepherd boy
Too bad you're Lews Therin
A fight, a fight, high up in the skies
That's a gnarly wound in your side
Never trust the Father of Lies

Said the shepherd boy to the Aes Sedai
You will never cage me
In your tower white, Aes Sedai
You will never cage me
My Asha'man want me to be free
Killing all who dare challenge me
You will all swear and bend the knee

Said Aes Sedai to the people everywhere
Rand al'Thor's the Dragon
Gird your loins, people everywhere
Rand al'Thor's the Dragon
The child, the child, born on mountain high
He will face the Dark One, then die
He will face the Dark One, then die

Too bad you're Lews Therin

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