A Whole New Whiff — A Rocket League Parody

This song has been coming for three years, with the lyrics being written back in 2017, but the final product only being made recently. More is on the way, and check out our next parody of I just can't wait to be king-- I mean champ:    • I Just Can't Wait To Be Champ — A Rocket L...  

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Lyrics:

I can show you the whiffs
Flipping, aerials, backflips
Tell me, champion, now when did
You last lose an easy game?
I can ruin your rank
Tank your stats and divisions,
Have some teammate collisions
As an awful bronze ranked friend

A whole new whiff
A new absurdly easy miss
No one is back in net
I’m so slow that
I can’t get back in defense

A whole new whiff
A scrub so bad I can’t believe
Why I would even try
To boost this guy
I should just stick with my grand champion mates

I’m so glad my champ friend’s boosting me

Unbelievable whiffs
Indescribable vision
Boosting out of position
Leaving me back in defense

A whole new whiff
(Do we dare queue back up?)
A teammate missing all his clears
(Our ranks are going to perish)
It’s just a 2v1
Where did he run?
I should have charged him more than twenty quid

A whole new whiff
(Every shot going wide)
With new opponents to lose to
(Every clear ball is countered)
Ball chasing everywhere
No time to spare
Let me share this whole new whiff with you

A whole new whiff
A whole new whiff
That’s what I’ll do
That’s what you’ll do
No overtime
And you won’t climb
Above Bronze two