Perfect Back Cracking ~ ASMR CHILL Chiropractic.

Location Mechanicsburg, PA.
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~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy

It's 6:42am and this morning's yoga feels like quantum theory

"Non-Local Correlation" is the physics terminology that describes the indivisibility of reality

Or simply... that the space in between you and me is just an illusion

You could say "omnipresence"

Everything... is really just... One. Thing

It may seem simple and "yeah I get it, Dr. B... move on and get to the point"

but unless you really stop to contemplate, meditate, and reflect on this or any other existential philosophy that has been recorded and demonstrated by modern science

then

woooooossshhh

your mind is gone... brushed away by the next shiny sparkle or whatever glimmer of distraction the moment to moment apparations of life have to offer

It's the sense of AWE that gets me

When your mind reaches that state of inconceivability...

when you come to the end of a neuron and get stuck in the feedback loops of your mind

when you feel a long drift of vowels stretching across your inner narrator's voice

oooooooooooooooooooo

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

that's primitive shiz my friends

So anyway there was that guy Cleve Baxter... he did those experiments that showed if you hook up any house plant to a lie detector machine (polygraph) you would find repeatable, demonstrable evidence that plants respond to human interaction on an electrical level (lie detectors measure changes in the conduction of electrochemical conduction).

Even reflecting on that for the thousandth time still gives me a

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

But he also did this other experiment which I'm going to describe

right now

He scraped out a volunteer's cheek cells, put them in a petri dish, and hooked them up to a polygraph

The volunteer then went on a business trip several hundred miles away, and carefully documented all of the events that occurred during the trip while his cheek cells remained in the lab, hooked up to the recording device

So the journal entries looked like

5:45 flight delayed
7:23 they lost my bags
11:42 talked to a beautiful woman
1:08 ate lunch with an old friend

(lol no those aren't time stamps for this video)

anyway...

Upon return from the trip, Cleve Baxter noted a measurable correlation to the volunteer's journal entries AND the electro-chemical fluctuations of his cheek cells in the lab... hundreds of miles away.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!

Or simply, the cells in the lab were experiencing the same reality as the volunteer regardless of the space/distance that was apparently between them

yeah no still like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Here's why it's relative in this morning's description prescription

I'm starting another YouTube channel

LMAO

This one will be a PURE chiropractic channel, kinda like the other guys out there

Hightower, Rahim, Johnson, (my preferred based on technique)

Tubio has got talent too and is killing it on this platform

Totally dig Mundragon too... if she would just answer my emails lol

anyway, the new channel is going to target how techniques are applied to patient care. Or, why I'm doing what I'm doing

this channel... my baby... my lover... my universal kiss from the heavens by which many things have been born... friendships, businesses, karmic resolution... ugh so much

will remain as consistent as ever... and even more deeply focused on ASMR

the original intent... long quiet videos with fewer words...

therapeutic cracking videos that relive the edge of a busy, noisy world

And of course... prescription descriptions to take your eye away from afflictions

So even though it's all one... I will activate the three-dimensional apparition of duality... and have 2 channels.

So... if you want more chiropractic technique cracks and explanations, and most likely me saying silly things, tripping over my own feet, and revealing how much editing goes into one of the ASMR videos bc in reality I'm not actually that cool...

Click the link below

   / @drbrentbinder  

And Thank You for reading, breathing, and watching "Perfect Back Cracking ~ ASMR CHILL Chiropractic."

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