No One Believed Humans Were Real... Until They Arrived for Vengeance | HFY Stories
Автор: HFY Vengeance
Загружено: 2025-04-27
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🚀✨ Humanity was never supposed to exist... and now, they’re the galaxy’s biggest problem.
When a forgotten beacon reignites ancient fears, the universe discovers that humans — the chaotic, stubborn, unstoppable force — are very real. From battered battlecruisers like The Very Angry Betty 🛠️🚀 to chaotic landings and cultural invasions, Earth’s finest misfits crash the galactic stage with coffee mugs, inflatable ducks, and enough stubbornness to rewrite history itself. 🛸🔥
Brace for high-speed space chases, epic diplomatic failures, absurd rebellions, and the ultimate weaponization of pure, reckless humanity.
This is not a war of lasers and bombs — it’s a battle of relentless spirit... and Earth never backs down. 💥🌌
👊 HFY meets Space Opera in a cinematic ride you’ll never forget. Humans aren't just surviving — they're colonizing culture itself.
Characters featuring in this story:
Captain Horace McTavish 🧔♂️☕
A grizzled, duct-tape-wearing veteran with a love for bad coffee, worse decisions, and righteous vengeance. His cracked mug is as much a weapon as his words.
Ensign Doreen “Facepunch” Malloy 👊📚
Loud, fearless, and dangerously resourceful, Doreen is the heart of chaos, armed with dictionaries and fists equally.
Jenkins 👕🌀
A bewildered yet strangely adaptive crew member with a shirt that says “Professional Instigator,” often traded for goats in diplomatic exchanges.
Archadministrator Quillik Throon 🦑📜
A towering alien bureaucrat, forever haunted by the words "Oh no," as humanity shatters every protocol in existence.
Chancellor F'leebrix 🦜💼
A feathered mass of anxiety trying to keep a crumbling galactic order together, and failing spectacularly.
Ambassador Trillgax 👽🏳️
A Brolgrathian diplomat forced into an interstellar apology after humanity demands vengeance over a centuries-old insult.
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