Comestibles Which Are At A Higher Temperature Than Is Deemed Comfortable For Consumption

A verbose recitation of "Hot Food". Proper Rosen poop soon.

Comestibles which are at a higher temperature than is deemed comfortable for consumption. We commune for our evening ritual of masticating upon nourishing foodstuffs, and the solanum tuberosum has been cooked to a temperature which, if eaten in its current state, would cause significant pain to the consumer. I, having knowledge of this, take appropriate precautions by applying but a minuscule amount to my eating utensil and expelling carbon dioxide from my oral cavity until such time that I am satisfied that the temperature of the cuisine of which I am about to partake has been lowered such that no oral injury shall befall me. I then insert said piece of tuberous comestible into aforementioned oral cavity. Pleasant. My male sibling, who is seated beside me, undertakes a similar procedure to the very one I have just completed until there is no doubt in his mind that the Irish staple food is no longer harmful for consumption, then proceeds to place it between the mandibles. Most enjoyable. The woman who, seventy years ago, unless this be viewed at a later date when this figure is no longer accurate, gave birth unto me, conducts an identical set of actions. She continues this procedure until her oral safety is assured, then situates the fragment of pomme de terre within her own cavum oris. Notably agreeable. However, my patriarch, the very man whose genetic contribution I owe to my existence, performs an action which, to me, is questionable at the very least. He, in his haste to satiate his ravenous hunger, ingurgitates a quantity of potato that, in well-mannered society, is frowned upon for its indecent size, which, in this case, is quite massive indeed. This causes a chain reaction of events which, to the rest of us, are very much the comical spectacle, but which to him, are tortuously unpleasant. His ocular organs become widely dilated. The grasping end components of his upper appendages begin to flail in an uncontrollable manner. He hyperventilates violently and vocalizes in a way that communicates to us his extreme discomfort whilst moving his cranium in a rapid rising and falling motion, the reason for which is unbeknownst to us to this very day. In addition, he discharges the remaining particles of scalding tuber from his orifice of mastication onto his circular flat vessel commonly used to hold food. When this grand display has run its course, he pivots to address the members of his immediate family to which he has made of himself a complete and utter fool, and broadcasting to those who would hear him, announces. Please, I beseech you to take heed of my warning as I speak from experience and do not wish for any of you to undergo the same misfortune, the solanum tuberosum, which I have no doubt was prepared with nothing but the utmost love and care, is currently at a much higher temperature than I am sure any of you, much less myself, would deem comfortable for oral consumption.