GTA IV: Introducing Tommy Garcia

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An abrupt but entertaining beginning for a new piece of flesh that has now joined the gazillion other stupids of Liberty City, give it up for Tommy Garcia. He is one but many of the self-centered and spiteful individuals of the sidewalk we all walk past while playing our old, beloved, and boring GTA IV (Of course GTA V will blow this one away). We probably shot him many times and killed him for being a pedestrian, or he just got in the way of our bullets or vehicle. Or fists. But have you ever stopped to wonder what that one simple man has been through to appear in that exact moment in that exact area in the virtual realm? Neither do I.

In this episode, Tommy is introduced to the general public and displays how he finds conflict in the dumbest possible way ever recorded in human history. When you put two unworthy opponents, Tommy being one of them, with the biggest egos on the street into a pointless argument that's only happening for a neglectful expressed opinion about themselves, you'll reach a boiling point where someone just has to fall. Literally.

...But seriously, if you're one of those people to ever do that, you have my pity. The only reward for your pointless argument(s) and/or giving a poor illusion you are superior to others is a slight pat on the back coming from yourself, because you are alone and sad deep down inside. Or you just might end up like these two goofballs in the video. Have fun with that.

Don't worry, I still love all of you. See you in 2013! :3
(OH YEAH AND SOME DOOMSDAY WE HAD, EH?)

Dedicated to one of my best friend's late brother, Nick Moriarty. Rest easy, man.