Mikey Guggenheim - I Like the Stock feat. Derik (Visualizer)

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Lyrics:

(Well, so what do I do now?)
I like the stock
(Wait, what stock? Gamestop?)

Mikey
We bout to Go ape
Like Dr. Burry did in ‘08
Never paper handing
No way
I’m bullish bout it
O’le
Suing Vlad
Like I’m O’Shea
I’m not cat (meow)
OK?

I like the stock

We just a merry band of retards
Whipping up the markets from our keyboards
Now we’re whipping lambos like we popstars
my wife’s boyfriend even let me eat a poptart

Pump it up Pump it up
Like Daddy Elon
How’s it feel to get the peepee
From the peons

Hedgies buying back your shares
Could take an eon
And if you’re levered to the tits
You bout to be gone

Derik
So, gamestop stock, right? Because I’m about to buy some right now...

Mikey
As for me
I like the stock
(he like it)

We on our Walter White shit
We the ones who knock

I like the stock

And when the shorts squeeze
You gonna need smock

Derik
I like the stock I like the stock
I just did a 900 like I’m Tony Hawk
Actually I’m talking about how many shares I bought
Dollar cost averaging waiting for a price drop

Pay for a service? Bitch you don’t deserve it
WSB GME to the moon, haven’t you heard it
Are you sure boy? You must be Po boy
Heard you got them paper hands like David Portnoy

Old School investing is a thing of the past
Converted half my portfolio in crypto fuck cash
Warren Buffet Charlie Munger kiss my ass
Watch bitcoin go up while you crap your pants

And as a friend I recommend these depends
Mindless suits with too much money to spend
Running Hedge Funds as if they were 10
And if they mess up they’ll just get bailed out again.

As for me
I like the stock
(he like it)

Mikey
I did it for the meme
(What the fuck you mean?)
I did it for the lulz
I did it for the dream
Bring the hedgies to their knees

My Lamborghini plantain
So tell me what the fuck was you saying
Said my strategy was too ape
Like didn’t y’all do 2008

I like the stock
(he like it)