[TF2] Shotguns

parody of "Airplanes" by B.o.B.

Lyrics:

Can we pretend that shotguns on Turbine are panic attacks
I could really use the bullet spread, bullet spread, bullet spread
Can we pretend that shotguns on Turbine are panic attacks
I could really use the bullet spread, bullet spread, bullet spread

Yeah, I could use a bomb or a bullet or a flame
Or any single weapon I think that I could aim
'Cause after all the rocket jumping, burnin' and workin'
And all the health from that German surgeon
And all the pandemonium and all the urine
There comes a time where you’re done with your buildings
And when you're fightin' with that scout on the cap
And you burn him but he kills you first in just two taps
But that’s just how it goes on Dustbowl
If you got a rescue ranger better pack a pistol
And if you had to dance with that crook from France
What gun would you use, if you had one chance?
The shotgun, shotgun with a war paint
With a strange stat tracker I found in a crate
I missed all eight shots with my air strike
But I’ll whip out my shotgun and still win this fight

Can we pretend that shotguns on Turbine are panic attacks (panic attacks)
I could really use the bullet spread, bullet spread, bullet spread
Can we pretend that shotguns on Turbine are panic attacks (panic attacks)
I could really use the bullet spread, bullet spread, bullet spread

Yeah, yeah, take me back to when this game was fun
Before the amby nerf, when the Sandman could stun
Before we only got fixes every few months
Yeah, back when it mattered if we lost or we won
And back when people were playing MvM
But nowadays casual is MvM
I'm guessin' that if we can fix the spread on the shotgun
Then what we got right now might seem some more fun
Before every spy player started getting shunned
And back when everybody was using the flare gun
They think the random bullet spread is such a big pain
Shotgunning on engie, what's up Uncle Dane?
So can I get a server with random spread and crits
And one shot free-to-plays until they ragequit
Whether you think it's fun or if you think it's dumb
I'm hoping we can keep the random spread on shotguns

Can we pretend that shotguns on Turbine are panic attacks
I could really use the bullet spread, bullet spread, bullet spread
Can we pretend that shotguns on Turbine are panic attacks
I could really use the bullet spread, bullet spread, bullet spread

I could really use the bullet spread
I, I, I could really use the bullet spread
Pan, pan, panic attacks
I, I, I could, I could really use the bullet spread
The bull, the bullet spread