Saint Stupid's Day 2017 San Francisco (39th Annual) - Part 2: Mini-service and talent show

A stupid video of the 39th annual Saint Stupid's Day in San Francisco, Saturday, April 1, 2017. This event is brought to you by The First Church of the Last Laugh (FCLL) — the world's fastest growing snack religion. 150% less dogma. One holy day a year, and this is that day. You're already a member.

This is part 2 - The "mini-service", talent show, and other festivities after the end of the parade. For the parade itself, see part 1.

More info: http://www.saintstupid.com

Index into this video:

00:00 Gathering and welcome
03:16 Start of the "mini-service"
04:18 The oath
05:11 Talent: Square root of 5
06:43 Rusty Rebar poem: "The Greed's Prayer"
08:20 The Leap of Faith ritual
11:16 The world's most dangerous religion
13:27 Talent: Happy 39th anniversary song
14:05 Talent: The longest, most powerful fart, ever
15:20 The Sock Exchange ritual
17:31 Talent: Mr. Science
18:40 Talent: An unfortunate pervert named Merts
19:19 Talent: Thousand dollar bill trick
20:01 Church history
21:39 Talent: I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
23:00 The Banker's Heart ritual
25:47 Talent: Musical performance
26:20 Talent: Hogging microphone
26:45 Talent: The song that contains all other songs
28:00 Talent: The People's Imperial Army of Clowns
29:00 The Confession ritual
33:25 Talent: Duck walking in mud
34:00 Talent: Song you cannot sing in airports
35:25 The Saint Stupid Rap
36:58 Talent: Half hour of poetry
37:28 Talent: Bang snap
37:43 Talent: Impressions
38:10 Bishop Joey gets a pie in the face
40:58 The Confirmation ritual with secret handshake
42:31 The anthem