All About That Base (No Acid)

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Yeah it's pretty clear
I ain't no science fool
So you got litmus litmus
Well I can turn it blue
Make it go boom boom
All over the place
When all the H+ meet all the OH's

Pink phenolphthalein
I think that's straight dope
Mix in a lipid here
And it'll make it soap
You want it neutral neutral
pH is low
Better set up a titration with a strong hydroxyl drop

Yeah my lab tech she told me don't worry about your eyes
If some acid gets in them we just have to neutralize
You know I love me my stomach and all the things it dissolves
But my bile duct keeps it from eating my intestine walls

Because you know
I'm all about that base
Bout that base
No acid

I'm gonna do the math
To figure out the ratios to react
Stoichiometry yeah that's where it's at
And it'll tell you
To prepare at least one molar for your strong hydroxyl drop

Yeah my lab tech she told me don't worry about your eyes
Cause if acid gets in we can fix it with alkalis
You know I love me my stomach and all the things it dissolves
But my bile duct keeps it from eating my intestine walls

Because you know
I'm all about that base
Bout that base
No acid