Phineas and Ferb - Ain't Got Rhythm

From the Phineas and Ferb original TV soundtrack

Lyrics:

You keep saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen to what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book you got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare

I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look I got a sweet deal goin' on here
I've got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies
And this carpet from the '80s
What more could a librarian need?
Shhhh!

Besides I ain't got rhythm
No I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm!

You're kidding me, right? Y-you're kidding me?
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were startin' to move
Mister, you've got rhythm times ten

I think that perhaps that you're not listenin'
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big dime
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat
I don't need my face on T-shirts
Or hit a power chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rockstar

Besides I ain't got rhythm
No I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm
Sounds like rhythm to me!
No I ain't got rhythm
Seems like they all agree!
Said I ain't got rhythm
But you're laying down some funky sycopation!
I ain't got rhythm
But you've got that beat!
No I ain't got rhythm
Look at them they're stomping their feet!
Said I ain't got rhythm
It's time for you to rock a brand new generation! (brand new generation)
Gonna rock a brand new generation! (brand new generation)
Because I ain't got rhythm!

Would you just go join the band?
Ain't got rhythm!
Ain't got rhythm!
Ain't got rhythm!
Ain't got rhythm!
Hey I've got rhythm!