The Midnight Beast - SECRET TRACK

I WROTE THE LYRICS(??) IN THE DESCRIPTION LOLOLOL TOOK AGES - LOVE ME

Don’t tell them I posted this hah I’m doing it for u guys cos this needs to be heard, I don’t even know what’s going on in this audio lol x

No copyight and all that, credit to TMB and their stupdity blah blah LOVE Y'ALL!! xx


LYRICS! :D

Uh, okay, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh,
Howdy Partner! My name's Stef.
Rhymes so bad I'll rhyme you to death
My English teacher said I should quit
When I rock the mic, I rock the mic shit
Freestyler Stef, that's my name
Being a massive player's my game
If you can't handle it, put you in pain
You'll end up in the hospital Wayne
Bruce Wayne, that's what I mean
Batman and, the robin team
With his stick, that's his weapon, weapon of choice
HELLO EVERYBODY! My name is Stef
Another introduction, put rhyming to death
The same old words used again
Recycling, that my-
That's my art, I'm good at art
Not good at painting,
Not good a farting
Everybody knows that I'm a really good rapper
Everybody knows, parapper the rapper, the game
On playstation, PS1,
Hello girls! le- Come to the club
We'll dance, we'll -- we'll hug!
We'll kiss! WE'LL SNOG!
1,2,3 I'm a rapper Stefan James Donald John Abingdon
Everybody knows that I'm number one
In the club I do dances, put you in trances
I've said that line before -- IT RECYCLING!
I've even recycled the recycling line motherfucker WOO YEAH
Uh, TMB The Midnight Beast
Dru's allergic to gluten and yeast --
Is it yeast Dru?
Gluten!!
Gluten gluten, sausages gluten
I'm a rapper from the bad ra..
I'm from a bad neighbourhood called Fulham
We don't.... hah... adorable laughing
I can't think of anymore :')
Erm, okay...

We can't rap, or, freestyle that well
That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell
We can't rap and our freestyling's whack
But what do you expect from the secret track?

Yeah... funky beats..
Nasty dirty sex music
And the beat goes, and the beat goes:
My name is Dru and I like to party
I really don't look like Tom fucking Hardy
Sometimes my bum goes a little bit farty
But hey, ... sorry
Arguably the worst rapper alive
But what other rappers' still drinking 5alive?
Got some daddy issues, have some tissues
Thanks mister,
And you know that I really be spitting this lyrical shit,
Person pitch
Sounds a bit like passion pit, what is this?
Bloody hell,
I'm looking at things in the room for inspiration
Yeah, sound fest
You know we're south west
We rhyme with the... tightest
The... flyest in all along
We tag along.
Now you're pregnant too -- no you're not
Woops! Did we have sex? I think not
Weezer! Wheezing is freezing
What the fuck am I doing in this freezer?
Everything can rhyme with poo
I once, sat on the loo
And I was nude
WHAT IZ HE SAYIN?
I'm Andrew Fancis Wakely
That's right, I've got a little bit of French in me
Not in me up the..bum..
Just, quarter French, if you're asking.
Maybe bout a fifth, probably not even that
Its just Francis really it's a name...
more adorable laughing
What is going on? c:

We can't rap, or, freestyle that well
That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell
We can't rap and our freestyling's whack
But what do you expect from the secret track?

Ohhh yehh, Okay, okay,
Here we go here we go here we go with the flow
Hello girl, what's your name?
My name is Ash, I like ya name
Yeah that's right, I rhymed name with name
But what do you expect when your rapping skills are lame
Swagger, swagger, I got swagger.
HUP DIGGER DIGGER DIGGER SWAGGER SWAGGER SWAGGER
Don't be jealous because I'm badder than you
Badder than you, sadder than you, badder than you
What's my name, my name is Ash
I got loadsa cash, I got nappy rash
But what do you expect from a guy from Reading?
His rapping skills that- aren't that very good
I'm a harsh-boy rapper from Reading
I've got really good bedding
It's got really nice feathers in it
It's really soft, really soft, really soft, really soft
Ah, dakka oohh
My name is mowgli I'm from the jungle
I like... to swing in the trees...
I can't really rap so I make loud noises
HA, HURGH, OKAYYY
URGH, EIGH, EUGHEHUH
EH EH EH EEUUUUHHHH
HUT DIGGER DIGGER DAGGA DUM BABABOO
SIPILABA DIBIDAGA HA DIKKA OOO
SKIP DABBA DIPPA DABBA TAP ABBA ABAPIZZA PAHSDCVJHCG OH EH UH
Bubblegum up my bum
It's really numb
I've gotta get it outta there
Before it makes my bum all sticky
Jedward! Jedward! What ya gonna do next?
How does Eminem rap, so well
Because he's American...
... and I'm English.
HAHAHAAAAA... OOOOOH, MY GOD.
Oh wow.

We can't rap, or, freestyle that well
That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell
We can't rap and our freestyling's whack
But what do you expect from the secret track?

Thumbs up thumbs up thumb up my bum up.