USSR (YMCA Parody)

Lyrics:

Comrade, steel production is down,
I said Comrade, you will sleep on the ground,
I said Comrade, you don’t know what you’ve found

This
Is
The
Best
Government

Comrade, you will work in the mines,
I said Comrade, you will work till you die,
I said Comrade, this is perfectly fine,

We
Don’t
Care
If
You Wine

Welcome to the
USSR
It’s fun to be in the
USSR

Where the water is gross,
And the food doesn’t grow,
Why? We just don’t know

It’s fun to stay at the
USSR
It’s fun to stay at the
USSR

You can’t get yourself clean
You can’t get a good meal
You can’t do whatever you feel

Comrade, you will march in a line,
I said Comrade, did I hear you just sigh?
I said Comrade, today, you will die,

If
You
Don’t
Get
Back in line,

Comrade, if you’re not willing to fight,
I said Comrade, if you don’t show your might,
I said Comrade, if you don’t think it’s right,

You
Won’t
Live
Through
The night,

You better stay in the
USSR
You better stay in the
USSR

They took everything
That we could have enjoy
Cause we are men! Not boys!
It’s good to be in the
USSR
It’s good to be in the
USSR

Where the water is gross,
And the food doesn’t grow,
Why? Like hell I know!

Comrade, Mother Russia’s our home
I said Comrade, you’re not allowed to go
I said Comrade, incase you didn’t know
We
Seized the
Means
of production

That's when, Stalin came up to me
And said Soldier, better get on your feet
Cause there’s no way, in hell we ‘cept defeat
That’s
Why
We
Are
Communist

Cause were the one and only
USSR
It’s fun to stay in the
USSR

They took everything
That we could have enjoy
Cause we are men! Not boys!

USSR
It’s fun to stay at the
USSR

Comrade, Comrade there's no need to feel down
Comrade, Comrade, get yourself off the ground!
USSR, is just a ripoff of Y.M.C.A
Comrade, Comrade I was once in your shoes
Comrade, Comrade I was down with the blues