The cast of Touhou 19 faces an Incredibly Threatening Calamity

FLASHING LIGHTS AND LOUD SOUNDS BUT THAT'S PROBABLY EXPECTED AT THIS POINT

99% of this video was made while suffering the effects of sleep deprivation, so consider this a public service announcement to sleep or else you end up with this

The old Mario's Castle Calamity flash animations were a big part in shaping my sense of humor, so I wanted to pay tribute to them in some form at some point.

~~SOURCES USED~~
-A majority of the sights and sounds are directly from Touhou 19
-"CHEN BE UPON YE" Ran is Eminem with Ran's head from Silent Sinner in Blue pasted on top
-Secret Secondary Aunn (Yachie in shambles) is from Touhou 16
-The sound for evaporating under Seiran's missile barrage is a mystery, the file just showed up on my computer one day called "65.wav" if you know what it is please tell me
-Orin's cart uses textures from ambientCG (my beloved)
-I don't know the source for Tsukasa's sound clip but that's because I fear it and so I never looked
-Tsukasa's secondary sprite is from Touhou 18
-Mamizou's question:    • Limmys Show: Whats heavier a kilogram of s...  
-Yachie's command:    • MY PSIONIC WARRIORS!  
-True Sun God and its sound effects are from Bloons Tower Defense 6
-Camo pattern was yoinked directly from the Wikipedia page on "ERDL Pattern"
-Bear trap from Spelunky 2
-Enoko chomp SFX from Plants vs Zombies, and the resulting scream is The Howie Scream
-Marisa's theme from Touhou 17.5
-Marisa final laser from the best Touhou game, Len'en 3
-Most everything else was either made by me or stolen from thumbnails of stock images, flip a coin as to which
-The source for the Unfinished Dream or its incredible voice may never be found...