What If Chuck Norris Was in Warhammer 40K?

What If Chuck Norris Was in Warhammer 40K?
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war... until HE arrived.
What happens when the unstoppable force of the Chaos Gods meets the immovable object of an internet legend? When a dimensional rift opens over the fortress world of Cadia, the Imperium doesn't get daemons—it gets a man in denim with a beard that hides another fist.
This is the complete saga of Chuck Norris in the 41st Millennium.
From confounding the Inquisition to tanking a blow from a Bloodthirster, watch as the laws of physics bow to the laws of the Roundhouse Kick. Witness the moment Meme Logic breaks Warp Logic, leading to the most impossible alliance in galactic history: Space Marines, Eldar, and Orks, united by one man who simply refuses to lose.

STORY HIGHLIGHTS:
The Arrival: Why the Inquisition couldn't torture him (spoiler: the machine broke).
The Ork Waaagh: How Chuck became an honorary Warboss without killing a single greenskin.
The Impossible Alliance: Breaking 10,000 years of Imperial doctrine to save the galaxy.
The Showdown: Chuck Norris vs. Abaddon the Despoiler. Yes, he catches the Daemon Sword. With his fingers.
Does the Imperium execute him for heresy? Does Abaddon survive the humiliation? Does Cadia finally get a break? Watch the full story to find out how one man rewrote the fate of the galaxy.

CHAPTERS:
0:00 - The Rift Opens Over Cadia
3:45 - Interrogation by the Inquisition
8:20 - Chuck vs. The Ork Waaagh
15:30 - The Eldar Prophecy
22:10 - The Battle for the Vengeful Spirit
28:50 - Abaddon vs. The Roundhouse
35:00 - The New Alliance & The Future of 40k

QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Could Chuck Norris actually close the Eye of Terror just by staring at it? Let me know in the comments! 👇
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