Karen Called CPS Over My Kids Playing in Dirt, So I Sued Her for Defamation and Won Big!

Karen Broke Into My Winter Supplies — I Locked Her In and Waited for Police

HOA Demanded I Remove My Empty Flower Pots, So I Planted Venus Flytraps in All of Them!

My ATV Was Stolen by an HOA Karen’s Daughter—The Crash Exposed Everything!

They Tried to Fine Me for Walking Too Loudly, So I Wore Tap Shoes Every Time I Got the Mail!

HOA Said My Wind Chimes Were a Nuisance, So I Hung Up Hundreds of Old Spoons and Whisks!

HOA Drained My Pond to Build a Parking Lot — Didn’t Know It Was My Legal Water Reserve

Fired and Walking Home — Until Two Helicopters Landed Shouting “Where’s the Nurse?!”

They Demanded I Get Rid of My Rock Garden, So I Hired a Sculptor to Carve Them Into Gargoyles!

Karen Said My Porch Light Was Too Bright, So I Installed Motion Activated Flood Lights Everywhere!

HOA Said My Fence Was 'Hostile', So I Grew a Wall of 10 Foot Sunflowers!

Karen Cut My Ranch Fence — Ignored the Guard Alpaca Warnings

HOA Refused to Fix Streetlights, So I Installed a WWII Searchlight and Turned Night Into Day!

Karen Spray Painted My Car, So I Had Her Arrested for Vandalism and Bought Her House at the Auction!

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They Fined Me for Working on Cars, So I Opened a Nonprofit Mechanics School in My Garage!

HOA Shut Off My Water Over a $10 Fee, So I Dug a Well and Accidentally Drained the Community Pool!

HOA Called 911 While I Moved Into My Lake House — Minutes Later They Learned I Owned the Block

HOA Karen Drove Cement Trucks Across My Little Bridge — The Trap I Set Cost Them Millions

Karen Reported My Parrot for Profanity, So I Taught It to Recite HOA Bylaws Instead!

HOA Karen Slid Into My Driveway In The Storm, Then Demanded I Pay Her Towing Fee