Two Witches try to Escape PIEN Hell [ENG SUB/Ars Almal/Murasaki Shion]

Ars Almal ( アルス・アルマル) and Mursaki Shion (紫咲シオン) are both Virtual Youtubers/witches associated with Nijisanji and Hololive respectively. Ars Almal is described as extremely introverted, and very competitive (at times getting angry when things don't go her way) while Shion is often described as being a cheeky brat who speaks bluntly without bothering to spare anyone's feelings.
(Virtual YouTuber Wiki)

Translation/Editing: Haiku

Translator Notes:
Tried to do something a little different here, changed the font and outline type since I wasn't too happy with how normal outlines work in Premiere Pro. There were some points where I couldn't really hear what they were saying so I had to translate based on context so appologies if some parts are a little off this time. Also pien = 🥺🥺🥺, it's an emoji that you use when you're about to cry and is common slang amongst middle/high school girls. (why did this video only render in 720p???)

Source:
   • 【  PIEN 】　らいふいずぴえん 【アルス・アルマル/にじさんじ】   (Ars)
   • 【PIEN】ぴえんに追いかけられるホラゲー🥺【ホロライブ/紫咲シオン】   (Shion)
   • ぴえんの唄【ホロライブ/赤井はあと】   (Haato)

Game Download:
https://kusoi.site/pien-game01/

Music:
   • Cinematic Music [No Copyright & Royalty Fr...   (Previously)
   • 針スピ子 / 「ぴえん」のうた   (Pien no Uta)

DISCLAIMER
This content is not my own, by all means please watch the original video provided at the top of the description. This video is simply intended as a viewing aide. The translations here are not perfect and some translational liberties was taken to provide a more natural reading experience at the cost of accuracy (compare with 'literal translation'). You have been warned.

0:00 Previously...
0:30 Tutorial
2:54 Pien Dance (Ars Almal)
3:35 Pien Dance (Murasaki Shion)
4:25 Stage 1
6:48 Stage 2
8:13 Ending and Credits
9:15 True Ending