(Cigar Pairing Guide) The Empire STRIKES BACK with Tarifs & R. Kelly Drops a ‘New Tune’?! SABS03E00

🔥🚨 LIGHT UP, SIP UP, AND LOCK IN—THIS EPISODE’S A FULL-BODY BURN. 🚨🔥

CIGAR & CORK COLLECTIVE IS HERE TO UNLEASH a volcano of takes hotter than the ash on a perfectly rolled Davidoff. 🚬🥃 Buckle up—this is luxury chaos at its finest.

💨 THIS EPISODE’S PAIRING:

RON ZACAPA 23 (8/10): Silky caramel madness—smoother than a diplomat’s handshake. 🤝🍯

DAVIDOFF WINSTON CHURCHILL LATE HOUR (9/10): Darker than Diddy’s prison party rumors and twice as bold. 🕶️🔒

🔥 WE’RE IGNITING FIRE OVER:

The Empire Strikes Back (USA Edition): How America’s slapping China with tariffs harder than Vader force-choking rebels. 🇺🇸💥🇨🇳

R. Kelly’s “new tune”: Spoiler: It’s hitting the charts… of cringe. 🎤🚫

New World vs. Cuban cigars: Cold War 2.0, but with more ash and less nukes. ☢️🚬

Japanese toilets: Bidets so advanced, they’ll make you question your life choices. 🚽🇯🇵 (Yes, we went there.)

🎙️ UNFILTERED HEAT: We’re blending premium smoke, aged spirits, and global chaos into a cocktail of conversation you won’t find anywhere else. 🧨💬

👇 YOUR MISSION (if you’re cool enough):
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🔥 FINAL WARNING: If you’re not watching with a drink in one hand and a cigar in the other… what’s wrong with you? Let’s ride. 🥃🎯

(mic drop, ash flick, glass clink) 💨🎤 EDITORS: KEEP THE SMOKE MACHINE CRANKED. 😤✂️

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