RuckRock - The End of the World Christmas Special – Volume I

Welcome to The End of the World Christmas Special – Volume I,
the first chapter in a RuckRock productions holiday saga nobody was ready for
and absolutely nobody authorized.

Rush this to the editor —
clearly the public has not yet heard my holiday masterpiece.
It saddens me that you failed to appreciate
the emotional depth of my previous songs about cats.

This volume is a set of RuckRock's Christmas-style remixes
of some of the most unhinged tracks ever recorded:

• Burn Sony PlayStation – now with festive rage and sleigh bells
• I Want to Believe – for the holidays when even Santa looks suspicious
• The World Is Ending – but make it sound cheerful
• Got Away With It – legally a Christmas miracle
• In for a Fabulous Afternoon – wrapped in tinsel and bad decisions

Classic Christmas sound.
Chaotic lyrics.
A soundtrack for December the way December actually feels.

But this is only Volume I.

Coming in the next volumes are full new tracks like:

Stalking Around the Christmas Tree
Karen Stole Christmas
Red-Sleigh Down
Merry Crisis
All I Want for Christmas Is Restraining Orders
Silent Night, My Ass
Paranoia Under the Mistletoe
Deck the Halls and Check the Cameras

Yes, every one of those songs is real
and yes, I’m still allowed to make music for now.

If I don't see this on the cover of Time magazine tomorrow, I'll keep uploading further Volumes until Santa admits the elves were running everything the whole time and North Pole issues an official apology

Welcome to The End of the World Christmas Special.
Enjoy the meltdown responsibly.


DISCLAIMER
No PlayStation consoles were harmed in the making of this album.
One was threatened, but only verbally, and it was asking for it.

No Karen was featured in this Volume — we tried to cast one,
but she demanded to speak to the director, producer, sound engineer,
and Santa, in that order.
We’re still reviewing the footage.

Certain material has been withheld from this release pending further review by Legal, Ethics, Human Resources, Santa’s Counsel, and three different insurance companies. (Please direct all complaints to Karen in HR — she lives for this.) The creators are currently unable—financially or psychologically—to accommodate additional lawsuits.

This project does not reflect the views, policies, opinions, emotions,
or holiday spirit of Sony Corporation —
and if it did, they would probably send someone to stop it.

Any resemblance to real people, real events, or real Christmas traditions
is entirely coincidental, deeply unfortunate,
and possibly a sign you should reconsider your life choices (or try to speak with the manager again).

Proceed with caution.
This is The End of the World Christmas Special —
and the lawyers have already warned us
not to make another one.