An A.I. Generated 4Chan Greentext

The future is upon us. Modern humor will be forever changed by... Randomly generated greentext! Too bad it looks just as nonsensical compared to actual 4Chan posts. Shoutout to http://tts.cyzon.us/ for the DECTalk voice, blessed resource for all those who worship the DEC

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