Arceus Pokémon Card Roast – God of Pokémon? More Like Divine Disappointment

Arceus—the so-called god of all Pokémon—gets absolutely obliterated in this 5-minute foul-mouthed meltdown. From failed divine plans to handing out Pokédex apps like a discount Steve Jobs, Arceus proves he’s just a floating goat with a WiFi signal. Sinnoh deserved better. The universe deserved better. YOU deserve better.

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