Valedictorian Delivers Brainrot Speech at High School Graduation 2025

As the class of 2025 valedictorian at my school, I had to deliver a speech at graduation, and well I made it interesting... Most proper nouns were censored given lack of effort to ask for individual permissions.

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Have a fantastic day :)

Script:
{ } = brainrot, [ ] = reference
"{Mic check, am I muted?}

{Greetings and salutations, fine} students, parents, faculty, and staff.

Today, I am incredibly grateful for the chance to represent the class of 2025 as your valedictorian. To lay the foundation, I built this speech {brick by brick}, dividing it into two parts: the more conventional formal statement, followed by a more personal and informal message. The transition will hopefully be clear.

To start, I want to thank my family, especially my mom who had the courage to emigrate from [Kazakhstan] 9 years ago for a better future for my brother and me. And my brother *name*, thank you for always supporting and guiding me through my high school journey.

I am also thankful for the brilliant teachers of *school name*. 2 years of memorable group-based projects with *teacher name*. A lecture-heavy learning environment in Physics with *teacher name*. Discussion-based instruction with a touch of personal experience in Chemistry with *teacher name*. And four years of lightning-paced lectures packed in math content, [converging students to their limit] through the goal of earning a 5 spot on his wall with *teacher name*. And of course, many more teachers across the various departments along the way. You have been crucial not just to my growth, but to the growth of our entire class. And let’s not forget about *teacher name*, who helped me... - hold on I want to get this right - become the person and student I am today . *teacher name*, that’s how it went, right? [Supplying information while demanding our attention], he did his best in making a class as boring as economics - his words, not mine – surprisingly fun for IA students. Overall, thank you, teachers.

As I {go on}, I could give some formal words of inspiration, but you have already heard some of that, with plenty more floating around in the days ahead. Instead, I will take this time to give some {massive} shoutouts to the valuable services, communities, and {close friends} I am grateful for before your attention span starts to {fade}, and I run {low} on time. {Chat}, the speech is in the {thick of it} from here on out, so let’s {lock in}.

I am thankful for [Team PDF], a community composed of mostly seniors dedicated to keeping each other posted on the college admission process. And why the name you may ask? Because the last thing you check and review before submitting your Common App college application is that final PDF.

I am also thankful for the {brainrot buddies} who simply brought a smile to my face throughout high school. From ultimate {D1 glazers} like my junior friend *name*, the list also includes a {whole lot of turbulence} in Chemistry with *name*, *name*, and *name*, Instagram reel-dwellers like *name*, *name*, *name*, and *name*, physics saucers like *name*, *name*, *name*, *name*, *name*, *name*, and *name*, Robotics goats like *name*, *name*, *name*, *name*, *name*, and *name*, and lunch munchers *name*, *name*, *name*, *name*, *name*, *name*, and, last but not least, *name*, with whom I founded the Mr. AP YouTube channel couple of years ago. {Together we’re stronger}.

I’m also thankful, let the record state, for [Brawl Stars] - 3,000 hours, 90,000 trophies, and one very persistent lesson: sometimes grinding toward a goal, even in the smallest ways, is its own form of victory.

And while my experiences might not match everyone’s exactly, each of you had your own version of Team PDF, a community that kept you grounded. Your own list of brainrot buddies, the people who made the tough days easier. A list that’s so distinct, with memories of how each name is linked. And maybe even your own version of Brawl Stars, whatever hobby helped you unwind at the end of the day. Make sure to acknowledge those elements that got you where you currently are.

Class of 2025, each and every one of you is an icon of what it means to be a student of *school name*. From {flint and steel} to bricks and pipes, we managed to overcome renovations the building underwent while maintaining our curiosity and passion for learning. Representing the first 4-year graduating class of the school, each of you is destined for greatness. Take the valuable lessons and experiences from these four years and use them to shape your character and your role in this world. [Remember, be bold. Be original. Be invincible.] Thank you!"