ʟ3ᴛ 1ᴛ 0ᴜᴛ (throw up sub)

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i am about to throw up
i need to throw up now
i can throw up easily
throwing up doesn’t hurt
i lose 10x the amount of calories i ate when i throw up
nobody can hear me throwing up
i am immune to damaging my throat
my teeth are immune to rotting
i am immune to losing my gag reflex
i am immune to smelling like vomit after i throw up