Resisting The Aggressors Date 1969-12-25

how do you think we're going to win this walk you can't speak with a french accent you don't know my answer sir i think you better be napoleon and i'll try and be john bull no no no no no no you you've got those darts all the looks besides with all that disgusting

Business with josephine no no you're your father now try it again but england will be crushed never to rise again oh no no no but it won't do you know it really won't i tell you what think of charles boyer yes now you must have seen him in that film i've got a garbo i didn't see him in there but i did see him in the garden of allah with uh what's in there martin dietrich yeah it's rather similar sort

Of thing they're all foreign now look [Music] try to remember something that he said from it yes it's a pity not to get the accent right you know because that that costume looks very romantic come with me to the casper [Music] come with me to the casper that's what he said oh i see [Laughter]

[Music] you know you said that rather well thank you thank you very much let's have a little encouragement you know hello think come with me to the caspar yes and say aliens should be crushed never to rise again oh no so that's ridiculous is that that possibly going to help the

War effort don't you see that by performing this pageant throughout the town for war weapons week we shall not be getting money for the war effort but we've been spreading some vape powerful propaganda and propaganda is the key note in modern warfare now come on let's get on with the rehearsal right right right along ready to stop walk up go ahead

[Music] i am john ball the fighting spirit of england what about scotland what about [Music] i am john bull the fighting spirit of scotland ireland and wales and the isle of wight i shall tell you again i am the spirit of agriculture and i am the spirit of commerce in britain illiterate rubbish throughout the ages many tyrants have

Cut their foreign beady greedy eyes on england's green and pleasant land 55 bc julius caesar come on [Music] england should be crushed never to rise again oh that's no good at all there was an intellectual who's producing this you or me we just do it

What do you think of them england shall be crushed never to rise again those rotten romans shall not pass those rotten romans did not pass [Music] rotten romans what do you think of this raiding romans raiding germany those raging rovers shall not pass those raving romans did not pass they went missing but could you possibly tell me what time

You think you'll be getting to napoleon two thousand years of history before we get to you all right you've been beaten gotham get down into a cowering position one thousand years have passed [Music] as one band reached hundreds of [Music] 1066 william the conqueror [Music]

[Applause] england shall be crushed never to rise again those nasty normans shall not pass those nasty norman did not pass lasted i never wrote nasty doormen the fairest normans the fairies no i can never wrap me tongue round that sir all right i'll tell you what i'll just do the gong again [Music] sorry sorry it's all right

All right so many kind of help all right fraser tower i'm not current for anybody but you know i don't think this is you know quite historically accurate you know both julius caesar and william the conqueror one we don't want any of that sort of talk here wilson anyway from now on they all lost and later if that's where he is just plain on the topic

500 years have passed 1588 king philip of spain fight fight what are you doing just like that you look like eddie can turn the kids on straight it's a costume they gave me it's all right isn't it spanish all right get on with it kingland shall be crushed never to rise again those stuffy spanish cannot pass because selfish spanish did not pass

What's all this soppy spanish why do you alter everything spurious no i made him change that mr manner and every time he said spurious spaniards i used to get soaked through yeah but never mind that's what i wrote and that's what i wanted to say go on say it though spurious spanish cannot pass [Music] so i haven't finished those spirits

Spanish did not pass oh see what i mean sir [Music] 227 years have passed and 27 1815 fifteen napoleon border parts come with me to the casper [Music] come with me to the castle welcome come on get on with it i got it right nearly uh come on come with me and be crushed in

The casper [Music] should i do my little carrying bits now yes yes the heavens throughout the ages many men of guile have fought to get their hands upon the scepter isle they tried but they did not succeed we get what you do that is a mistake i'm sorry they tried but they did not succeed because they were up against