I Feel Sweaty

The eternal UT Law dilemma: fry outside or freeze inside?

Based on I Feel Pretty from West Side Story
Written by Becca Bennie, filmed and edited by Ephraim Dagadu
Featuring members of UT Law's Assault and Flattery

See our other videos at    / @utassaultandflattery   and    / @bushwacklefoetus  

Lyrics:
I feel sweaty
Oh so sweaty
I feel sweaty and sticky and high
And I envy any girl who gets to be inside

I feel soggy
Oh so soggy
It's ungodly how soggy I feel
It's so stifling that I hardly can believe it's real

See that drink machine in the distance there?
How much longer can this walk be?
Such a lengthy walk
Such a broiling day
Such a steamy street
Such a sweaty me!

I hate Texas
In the summer
Feel like fainting
Just leave me for dead
I can't pay for my A/C bill anyway

Girls, I have a cure
Amy's Ice Creams
Go take a dip in Barton Springs

Trudy's frozen margs
Will help you stay cool
But no where's as cold as Texas Law School!

I feel frozen
Oh so frozen
How damn chilly can this law school be?
I wear mittens when I study in the library (br br br br br br br brrrrrr)

I feel frigid
I feel rigid
I feel nippy and icy and tired
And I'm pretty sure they call this ailment here frostbite (br br br br br br br br br brrrr)

How many more layers can I wear? (How many more?)
How much colder can this school be? (How much colder?)
I can't feel my hands
I can't feel my feet
I can't feel my tears
I can't feel my...me!

There's no hope for
Texas Students
Cuz we live in a catch 22
Pick your poison
Burn or freeze, what can you do?