My Commie Queen (obscure 50s vinyl)

Dive headfirst into some iron curtains with Gary Eagles in this obscure 50s vinyl hit, brought to you via ai music magic.

The fallout from this cold war rock classic, restored from vinyl via AI, earned genre pioneer Gary Eagles a spot on American Bandstand…and a congressional hearing. After some digging, Almost Vinyl has obtained part of original transcript:

Congressman: Mr. Eagles, are you now, or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

Eagles: Oh no sir, I ain’t no commie. But if they come around, it’s definitely a party.

[audible grumbling and minor snickering]

Congressman: You claim no ties to the USSR and yet this “song” – if you can call it that - of yours endorses obscene practices with sworn enemies of our nation.

Eagles: Enemies? No sir, not enemies. Just the one. It’s about all I can handle. These commie lad—

Congressman: Mr. Eagles, do you not see how fornicating with the enemy constitutes conduct against The United States of America?

Eagles: Mr. Congressman, I can’t think of anythin’ more American than deliverin’ sweet democracy unto the adversary.

Congressman: Then you see this as colonization rather than fraternization?

Eagles: Yes sir, I couldn’t have put it better.

[rabbling and nodding]

Congressman: One final question then.

Eagles: Yes sir.

Congressman: In the song you mention not – and I quote – “trading The Eagle” for –

Eagles: The Eagle is my [redacted].

Congressman: [sighs] That will be all.

Eagles: God bless America!


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