Empire's Deadliest Assassin Tried to Kill Deathworld Human Girl — Became His Drinking Buddy Instead

Empire's Deadliest Assassin Tried to Kill Deathworld Human Girl — Became His Drinking Buddy Instead

He had 743 confirmed kills. Zero survivors. Until he met a human maintenance girl who offered him breakfast instead of dying.

Krellovac was the galaxy's most feared assassin—eight feet of armored death with four arms and a reputation for never missing. His latest contract seemed insultingly easy: eliminate a human technician on a backwater colony who witnessed something she shouldn't have. No combat training. No security. Just a girl who fixed air conditioners and sang off-key while working.

It should have taken one day. It took seven attempts and a complete existential crisis.

Poison in her coffee? She drank three cups and kept talking about torque specifications. Dropped a 50-ton cargo container on her? She dodged with inches to spare. Collapsed an entire tunnel on her? She dug herself out with a broken jack and "a really optimistic attitude."

🔥 WHY TO WATCH:
✅ An assassin who CAN'T kill his target
✅ Humans surviving impossible situations with pure stubbornness
✅ Dark humor meets genuine emotional depth
✅ The ultimate "humanity, f*** yeah!" moment
✅ Unexpected friendship that changes everything
✅ A corrupt senator about to learn a VERY hard lesson

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - The Assassin's Perfect Record
02:15 - Welcome to Deathworld: New Bristol Colony
04:30 - Assassination Attempt #1: The Plasma Blade Miss
07:45 - The Impossible Target: Poison & Cargo Drops
11:20 - Tunnel Collapse: Her Most Dramatic Survival
14:35 - The Bar Confession: "I'm Here to Kill You"
15:10 - The Poisoned Drink That Didn't Work
16:40 - Morning After: Breakfast & Breakdown
17:55 - The Plan: Faking Death & New Beginnings

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