“Damn You California” - Parody of “Dani California” by Red Hot Chili Peppers (lyrics in description)

Lyrics:
I could live in a state like Mississippi
‘cause they don’t have a single sanctuary city
In Alabama I would see more MAGA
Won’t see many trannies if I’m livin’ in Montana
In California I am constantly feeling poor
I often ask myself, “What do I stay here for?”
I could plan a move to Indiana
Life could be much better livin’ in Louisiana
Signs are showin’ it’s time to be goin’,
I should make the move to become an Idahoan
I’m livin’ month to month and strugglin’ to get by
My rent is too fuckin’ high!
California is diseased
Newsom makes me so displeased
Liberal bullshit makes me seethe
These are reasons I must leave
Yeah, yeah!
I’m so tired of bein’ poor so I am fleein’
outta California, could become a Tennessean
What I could do next is make the move to Texas
Sick of seein’ people and not knowin’ what their sex is
I need to move away and live somewhere else instead,
like in a state that is red
California bothers me
Immigrants are all I see
Whites are now minorities
Sick of seein’ hes are shes
Yeah, yeah!
I’m through, this state’s too fuckin’ blue
I’m through, it’s time for me to move
I’m through, I know what I must do
I’ll move away-ay-ay
I might hafta move up to Alaska
Won’t see rainbow crosswalks livin’ in Nebraska
I could go ta live in North Dakota,
find myself a job with no DEI quota
I’ve made my mind up and I don’t want more time to pass
I can’t leave this state too fast
It sucks ass!!!
California’s full of thieves
led by Dems I don’t believe
I just want some normalcy
so I really need to flee
Yeah, yeah!
California is diseased
It’s bad prisoners get released
Wokeness makes me want to heave
These are reasons I must leave
Yeah, yeah!

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