No Reason Boner - NSP

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In this episode Danny and Ninja Brian deal candidly with their massive erectile issues. Actually, just Danny.

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Starring:

Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)

Special guests:

Zach Hagen
Jo-Ann Harrold
Janelle Hawkes
Dan Hodapp
Julie Katz
Kellie McCants
Mookie Thompson
Ashley Wilson

Directed by Jim Turner
Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Production Assistants: Mark Peterson, Morgan Goldin and Ashley Wilson
Super special guest drummer: Charlie Shaw


LYRICS:

There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension

But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands

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It baffles scientists
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This morning I was having breakfast
At the Midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer

I got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down an realized
I was one hundred percent erect

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I like coleslaw but not that much
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::spoken exchange with mailman::

Now things are a little awkward
Between my mailman and I
That was not my best lie
I was just covering up for my

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That was the wrong kind of package to mail
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::spoken exchange with zookeeper::

This is no laughing matter
This is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my johnson
But I can never tuck away the shame

It can happen anytime
It can happen anywhere
When the Loch Ness Monster
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

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No reason boner
You're ruining my life
No reason boner

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No reason boner
Why....?