Let it Orgo organic chemistry parody of Let it Go

Our second hit release, this is an organic chemistry parody of Let it go called let it orgo. Materials for the review components can be found here https://sites.google.com/site/thechem...

Lyrics below
The light glows white in the lab tonight
Not a chemist to be seen
Recrystallization
and it looks like I’m the queen

I wish these crystals were a swirling storm inside
This is just a solution, heaven knows I tried

Methyl alcohol won’t let them see
But with substitution, hydroxides can go free!
Sn1 won’t seem to go
Well now I know

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Send the leaving group out the door!

I don’t care
If it’s tertiary
Let the carbocation rage on
Sn1 never bothered me anyway.

It’s funny how Markovnikov
Makes other names seem small
Now addition to a double bond
Stereochemistry and all!
It’s time to see what I can do
Enantiomers and diastereomers too
No R, just S, chirality!
I’m free!

Let it go, let it go
I am one with the IUPAC
Let it go, let it go
Nomenclature is on track

Here I name
with stereochemistry
E-2-bromopent-2-ene

My power oxidizes alcohol to ketone
unless primary alcohols are all alone
And hydrides reduce it back like an electron blast
It’s never going back,
Ketones are in the past!

Let it go, let it go
And I’ll rise like the break of ozone
Let it go, let it go
That equilibrium is gone

salicyclic acid
plus ethanol
let the acid rage on!
Esterification never bothered me anyways