Ranking EVERY Itemset in TF2

Yes, this is the most objective list on the internet. And yes, what I say can be regarded as the universal truth. Don't believe me? Well, ok. But you don't have to be rude about it.

Video Chapters:
Intro: 0:00
The Special Delivery: 1:00
The #1 Fan: 2:02
Santa’s Little Accomplice: 3:00
The Public Enemy: 3:42
The Tank Buster: 4:25
The Generals Formals: 5:15
Airborne Armaments: 6:05
Dr Gordborts Victory Pack: 6:38
The Dumpster Diver: 6:45
Gas Jockey's Gear: 7:39
Dr Gordborts Moonman Pack: 8:31
The Isolated Merc: 9:21
The Experts Ordinance: 9:42
One Thousand and One Demoknights: 10:26
The Swashbuckler’s Swag: 11:16
The Hibernating Bear: 11:59
Black Market Business: 12:48
Dr. Gordborts Brainiac Pack: 13:28
The Medieval Medic: 13:42
Clinical Trial: 14:20
The Croc-o-Style Kit: 15:11
Laurence of Australia: 15:49
Dual Purpose Fruit: 16:24
The Urban Professional: 16:48
The Man of Honor: 17:21
The Saharan Spy: 17:38
Airborne Armaments (Again): 18:19
Conclusion: 18:54