Who the heck is Tokio Hotel? Part 3

as been requested by many! :D for the song lyrics click here
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/we...
Just in case you can't read it fast enough, here are the words...

Damn it! Broke a nail.

Tom, that hat clashes with your outfit.

Bill and Georg's secret plan: Get Tom distracted by Bill's food and steal his plate from right under his nose! Mission: accomplished.

Tom: That's two of them. Yes, an ebony and an ivory, just like in the catalogue.
Bill: Yum, chocolate.

Bill: Thank you to all our fans!
Tom: This is going on my dresser.
Gustav: Mmm...CAKE!!!
Georg: Ooo!!! A shiny award!

I'm starting to think that twisting my hand that way was not a good idea.

Bill Kaulitz vs. nosey photographer
The Stare-down

Now if you turn your head sideways like so, you will notice that I stop being cute and start being...SEXY! See it now, don't ya? Told you so.

Bill: Georg, come on!
Georg: Um...g2g, ttyl.

Bill: Saki, dude! You've got a HUGE zit on your chin!
Saki: Look who's talking.

Tom: Hey Georg, watch this! I bet you didn't know I could do ballet!
Georg: Oh geez Tom...stop! I just pictured you in tights!!!

Shit, I wanted it on my right arm.

Hurrrr? What you talkin bout?

Okay, and now? How many fingers am I holding up?

Say 'hello' to my little friend.

What you want, homie? You wanna fight?

So...for the new music video, we want one of you to dress up in a CHICKEN COSTUME.
Tom: Bill, I'm older than you so it's not gonna be me!
Bill: Haha...that's what you think! I'll tell Mom who really broke that lamp when we were 7.

Bill: Ah! I found a quarter!
Tom: Yo, I found a condom.

Ima eat you for breakfast.

...and that was the day Bill decided he wanted to know what a microphone tastes like.

Bill: Think he's gonna fall?
Gustav: Yeah.
Georg: Definately.
Tom: Pretty! Shiny lights!

Georg: Listen Jojo, I just don't feel the same way about YOU.
Gustav: Georg, get off! It's my turn to hug him!

Georg: Hey, where's Gustav!?
Bill: Hold on! (looking in 'man purse' lol) I know he's in here somewhere!

(picture with the Jonas Brothers)Bill: I'm sexier than all you bitches!

Tom: Right there, doc! I'm the father of her child!
Doc: There? Is that her in the balcony?
Bill: Wait a minute, that's Georg!

Has anybody here ever wondered about the meaning of life or the origins of the universe? No, nobody?

Girl, you and I were meant to fly!

Bill: Come on, Tom, give your brother a hug!
Tom: You gotta be kiddin' me.

Bill: Tom, you've got a major earwax problem.
Tom: And you're about to have a major neck problem if you don't shut up and face forward.

Tom: And this will be sold on my Ebay account to cover the cost of condoms.

Tom Kaulitz:
-musician
-style icon
-breast fondler

Georg: I haven't slept in three days.
Bill: God, I'm bored!
Tom: Hey sexy photographer.
Gustav: Since I'm here, might as well take a picture. Cheese!

and BTW I'm not saying the guys are WHITE & NERDY I just think this is a funny song! :P