YDEK 27 - Santa Murders, Amish Movies?, and More!

This Christmas episode goes completely off the rails. The guys kick things off with a dark holiday story that immediately spirals into confusion, bad jokes, and disbelief, setting the tone for a chaotic night. From there, the conversation jumps into the negative sides of Christmas—shopping traffic, forced family events, cold weather, and the stress that somehow replaces peace every December.
Things only get wilder as the crew absolutely roasts Hallmark movies, debates whether The Polar Express is secretly a horror film, and riffs on classic Christmas movies, nostalgia, and unrealistic holiday expectations. A “Grinds My Gears” holiday edition follows, covering everything from high beams and bad drivers to dentist visits and phone addiction.
The episode wraps with a cookie taste test, wild tangents, and a full-blown Christmas trivia showdown that somehow becomes just as unhinged as the rest of the night. Loud, messy, and nonstop laughs—this might be the most chaotic Christmas episode yet.

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0:00 – Cold open: The Santa Murders (dark Christmas story)
1:28 – Welcome back + immediate chaos reaction
3:18 – Holiday negatives begin (flamethrower jokes, bad wording, regret)
5:17 – Looking up the “flamethrower” + realizing how insane the story is
7:11 – Christmas shopping & traffic stories
10:44 – Serious moment: why Christmas can be hard for people
12:51 – Christmas movies talk (Miracle on 34th Street, Christmas Vacation)
13:31 – Hallmark movies absolutely roasted
17:31 – Amish Hallmark movie tangent (Lancaster edition)
20:55 – Cold weather complaints & holiday flavors
24:28 – Christmas cards rant & forced photos
32:10 – Grinds My Gears: Holiday Edition (high beams, dentists, phones)
38:01 – Cookie taste test (bacon chocolate chip chaos)
41:08 – Grinch, Dr. Seuss & Alice in Wonderland spiral
43:15 – Polar Express is secretly a horror movie
47:59 – Christmas trivia showdown begins
1:05:02 – Christmas Vacation trivia cameo & final chaos
1:06:50 – Flamethrower callback + chaotic wrap-up
1:07:09 – Outro

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