He Shot His Muck Up My Back Passage (rare 1930's gramophone record)

'He Shot His Muck Up My Back Passage' was a gramophone record released in 1937 by the obscure British music hall singer Mabel Blenkinsop.

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There's a rotten swine who lives next door
He is an idle pest
He drops his rubbish everywhere
And makes an awful mess

But just last week he took the cake
He really went too far
He grabbed his bin and emptied it
All over my back yard

[Chorus]
He shot his muck up my back passage
He made a mess round my back door
He flung his filth up my back alley
And I can't take no more

I was shocked when my passage
Got filled up with his muck
I thought the worst was over
But I was out of luck

I heard him heave, I heard him grunt
I heard him thrust and strain
Then he shot his filthy rubbish
Up my passage once again

He shot his muck up my back passage
Where does he get the energy
twice in just one evening
That was more than enough for me

So I tensed up all my muscles
And I got straight to work
I shot all of his mucky muck
Right back at that burk

He was quite startled and quite stunned
At my revenge attack
As I emptied my back passage
And shot all his muck right back

I shot his muck from my back passage
I propelled it with some glee
He keeps his muck to himself now
And he keeps it away from me