Jonny "The Unit" Manfre And Amia Miley DO NOT Keep Their Public Displays Of Affection "Confidential"

Jonny "The Unit" Manfre Debuted Himself to the World Last Night... On The Premiere Episode of "Jersey Shore" Season 5 on MTV.

And What Better Way To Celebrate Your Publicly Televised Outing To The World Than Another Very Public Outing At A Club Called "Confidential", in Beverly Hills.

And What Better Way To Celebrate Your Time In "Confidential" Than With Your Super Hot And Bangin Girlfriend... In This Case That Would Be Miss Amia Miley... Who May Or May Not Have At One Point In Time Taken A Dive Into A Very Public Career Of Adult Entertainment.

And What Better Way To Celebrate Your Time In "Confidential" With Your Very Publicly Hot Girlfriend Than To Give Out Free Tickets To Some Very Public Displays Of Affection ???

What Won't Be Kept "Confidential" Is Jonny's Very Real Resemblance To Being The Midway Brother Between BFF Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and DJ Pauly D... Only He's Probably A Bit More Ripped Than Both Of Them... Combined !!!

Midway Brother As In He Looks Like He Could Be Brothers To Both... If They Weren't Brothers. Like Jonny Shares A Pops With Situation, And A Moms With Pauly D, so he looks halfway in between the two unrelated GTL Brothers.

Just Call Him "The Super Midway GTL Bro". Like If They Formed Voltron,... Or In This Case, His Name Would Be GTLTron.. He Wouldn't Form Any Legs Or Arms Or Even "The Head"... Really, He Would Be More Like That Sword That Always Kills The Enemy In The End. The Sword You Should've Always Used In The First Place.

But hey, When Asked Why Jonny Chose His Name "The Unit"... Amia Definitely Showed Support For Her Man By Grabbin Hold Of His Man Parts.

I Tell Ya Man, These GTL Dudes Are Making Every Non-Pro Athlete Have To Step Their Physique Game Up.

And Maybe You Too Could End Up With A Chick Like Amia Miley... Holding Onto Your "J-Unit"

Maybe Next Time These Two Go Out... The Club Should Just Change Its Name To

"Not-So-Confidential"