Dad Tried to Assemble the Bike Without Instructions 🚲😂 | Funny Christmas Song (Modern Art Edition!)

What happens when Dad says, “I don’t need the manual!”
Well… this Christmas, we found out. 😂

“Dad Tried to Assemble the Bike Without Instructions” is a hilarious, feel-good Christmas song about one of the most relatable holiday disasters: trying to build a gift at 2 AM and ending up with a bicycle that looks like a modern art masterpiece.

Perfect for families, Christmas playlists, and anyone who’s ever battled with a stubborn screw, a missing bolt, or a manual that somehow stayed sealed the whole time.

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🎵 LYRICS
(Verse 1)
Dad said, “I doh need instructions — trust me, I capable!”
Spread the tools across the floor, feeling unshakeable.
He tighten every bolt he saw, even ones that didn’t fit,
Now the handlebars face backward… and the seat won’t sit. 😭😂

(Verse 2)
He watched one YouTube video — now he think he’s certified,
But the wheels spinning sideways like a carnival ride.
Mom peep through the doorway, trying hard not to grin,
’Cause the bike looking like Picasso pick up a wrench and begin. 🎨🚲

(Chorus)
Dad built the bike without the guide,
Now it leaning to the left like it want a lil’ ride.
Pedals in the air, chain on wrong — oh my,
This Christmas gift look like it want to cry!
But we love him anyway — he try, he try!

(Verse 3)
He flip the frame upside down — “THIS must be the way!”
But he accidentally attach the bell where the brakes should stay.
Screws rolling everywhere while he crawling on the ground,
The manual sits unopened… still crisp and still bound.

(Verse 4)
Hours pass — Dad sweating like he training for a race,
Tools in his pocket, Christmas hope on his face.
But when he finally stepped back, proudly clapped his hands…
That bike look like it came from “DIY Fails of the Year” land.

(Bridge)
We tried to test it — the wheel spun once and flew away,
Grandma screamed, the dog ran out — true Christmas day.
Dad shouted, “DON’T WORRY, I’ll fix it! Just gimmie one more night!”
But at this point we thinking… just wrap it and hope it ride.

(Final Chorus)
Dad built the bike without instructions inside,
Now it shaking like a blender going wild on a ride.
It’s wobbling, it’s squeaking, it surely not right,
But it’s built with love — that’s the real Christmas light!

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