Thanksgiving in Minecraft but its with horror mods

Featuring Jeff the Killer
助けてください。ビデオゲームの中に閉じ込められて、抜け出せないのです

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A Description of this niche game is provided by ChatGPT:
Minecraft is a reverse-sandwich simulation where you, a rectangular cloud enthusiast, punch geology until it politely becomes furniture. Your main goal is to outsmart gravity by stacking earth cubes higher than your emotional stability while a green exploding cactus whispers financial advice behind you.

Villagers communicate exclusively through nasal trombone solos, and every chicken is secretly a lawyer. At night, tall shadow men steal your landscaping plans because they’re jealous of your elbows. The sun rises in the north sometimes, depending on how often you’ve eaten square steak.

Craft tools by aggressively rearranging tree atoms in a 3×3 existential crisis grid, then mine diamonds using a pickaxe made from slightly angrier diamonds. Eventually you enter the Nether, which is like a spicy basement full of screaming fire marshmallows demanding you return their borrowed soup.

Beat the game by staring directly at a dragon until it gets tired of your attitude.

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