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🎶 “The Colonoscopy Song” | The Funniest ‘Rearview’ Country Tale Ever Told! 🍑🤣

Автор: AI Harmonix

Загружено: 2025-10-16

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🎶 The Colonoscopy Song 🎶

Lyrics:
[Intro]
Doctor said, “We’re gonna take a little look inside.”
I said, “Doc… that’s not a little look!”

[Verse 1]
I turned sixty-five, and they said it’s time,
To check the ol’ pipeline, make sure it’s fine.
Signed a few papers, prayed a short prayer,
‘Cause what’s about to happen ain’t fair down there.

[Pre-Chorus]
Nurse said, “Relax, it won’t take long.”
Yeah, that’s what they said… right before the thong.

[Chorus]
It’s a rearview inspection, pride’s long gone,
You’re rollin’ on your side with a hospital thong.
They say “it’s routine,” well that’s easy to say,
When it ain’t your turn to bend that way.
Yeah, it’s a backdoor story, told all wrong,
It’s short… but it sure feels long.

[Verse 2]
Prep night’s a memory I’d like to erase,
That stuff they give ya should be banned by the FDA.
I waved goodbye to dinner ‘round seven or eight,
Then spent the night usin’ every bathroom in the state.

[Pre-Chorus]
They said, “You’ll feel a little pressure, that’s all.”
Pressure? I saw stars, Doc — and my high school football!

[Chorus]
It’s a rearview inspection, holdin’ on strong,
Never knew my rear end could do no wrong.
They said, “Count to ten,” I made it to three,
Next thing I knew, they were clappin’ for me.
Yeah, it’s a backdoor journey, pride long gone,
Where modesty’s gone, but you move right along.

[Bridge]
Doc said, “See ya in ten years!”
I said, “Doc, let’s not make it a date night, alright?”

[Final Chorus]
It’s that deep dive moment we all move on,
You laugh about it later when the camera’s gone.
So raise a glass, to guts and glory,
Every wrinkle’s got a story.
Yeah, that rearview moment still rolls on,
Bottoms up — and carry on!

[Outro]
If laughter’s the best medicine,
Then this song’s covered the deductible.

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