How Much Pizza Can One Old Guy Eat?

0I headed down to Simple Simon’s Pizza in Pearland, TX to see just how much I could eat from their all-you-can-eat pizza buffet. This wasn’t a formal food challenge, but more of a Mukbang feast. Really, it was just a chance to eat my fill and push my limits.

From pepperoni and meat lovers to jalapeño cheese sticks, calzones, cinnamon dessert breadsticks, and even salad—I tried a bit of everything.

This Simple Simon’s location felt new, clean, and well-reviewed—and the staff were incredibly friendly. They even offered to make any kind of pizza I wanted for the buffet. And yes… the pizza was really good.

So… how much can one old guy really eat? Let’s find out.

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⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & arrival at Simple Simon’s
00:31 – First plates description
01:23 – Eating Begins
03:56 – Controversial Toppings - Pineapple on Pizza
05:55 – Pineapple on Pizza
12:14 – The Beast Pizza
14:53 – That's a Wrap!
10:22 – Thoughts on the pizza & experience

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