Zyra but I have 1000 AP and let my plants do all the work

K'Sante but I'm full build in only 5 minutes... (50 HP REGEN PER SECOND WTF?)

My jungler went AFK to make us lose... so I carried my team 4v5 instead

The enemy Talon thought I was trolling with Lulu mid... and then I destroyed him

WE PLAYED THE MOST TOXIC BOT LANE IN EXISTENCE! (STUN THEM FOREVER)

ZYRA BUT MY PLANTS SHOOT NUCLEAR MISSILES THAT ONE SHOT YOU (1000AP MAX DAMAGE)

I beat this Malphite so bad he absolutely LOSES it in all chat... (AND GETS BANNED)

Leona but I'm full AP and my ult is a nuke that burns you

Trash Talker invaded my jungle, so I embarrassed him

CAN I CARRY MY 0/26 TOP LANER WITH AP GRAGAS? (4V5 GAME)

Ashe but I have so much attack speed my arrows become a Laser Beam

The enemy team thought I was trolling with Sona mid... and then I destroyed them all

FULL BURN MEL TURNS YOUR ENTIRE HEALTHBAR TO ASHES! (PRESS Q, WATCH THEM BURN)

I GOT A PENTAKILL WITH ONE TEEMO SHROOM! (1400 AP = THE ENEMIES EXPLODE)

This Smolder game was the most damage I've done in 15 years... (750 STACKS, 220K DAMAGE)

I made the ENTIRE enemy team report me for scripting... (THEY WERE ALL SO MAD)

The absolute BEST Leblanc game you will ever witness... (30 KILL DESTRUCTION)

The most ANNOYING Poke Ashe build you will ever see... (SPAM BURNING ARROWS)

I CREATED THE DEADLIEST KARMA Q OF ALL-TIME! (NUCLEAR ONE-SHOTS)

VOLIBEAR BUT I CAN LITERALLY OUT-HEAL THE ENTIRE TEAM! (100% OMNIVAMP BUILD)

TEEMO BUT MY POISON FREEZES YOU AND IT'S 100% BROKEN! (PERMASLOW EVERYONE)