Underwhelming White Boyfriend (平均以下の白人彼氏) – Yan Yan

pretty sure I got fog poisoning from this...

Lyrics and chords below:
Fm7
It’s been many moons since you’ve
Cm7/C
had someone to hold
Fm7
Love is cruel and the night is cold what
Cm7/C
are you gonna do? Your
Fm7
friends aren’t very helpful. Your
Cm7/C
parents are very doubtful, but your
Fm7
lifestyle blogger on Instagram says
Cm7
You, like her, can be… happy

Fm7
She’s a charming woman of color, and she
Cm7
says don’t settle for less. In the…
Fm7
background of her photos, ever-
Cm7
present, is her underwhelming white boy
Fm7
friend. She’s always had to work har
Cm7
der. She’s always had to act strong
Fm7
-ger. Whatever shit life keeps throwing her way
Cm7
She’ll rise to meet another
Fm7
day. He just drank his last mountain
Cm7
Dew.. “Baby can you buy me more Mountain
Fm7
Dew? Don’t get squirt like you did the
Cm7
last time. Squirt and Dew are not the
Fm7
same thing!”

Fm7 - Cm7
Not the same thing (x3)
Cm7
Squirt and dew are not the
Fm7
same thing
(Mountain Dew is amazing, Squirt tastes like butthole)


Fm7
She’s a charming woman of color, and she
Cm7
says don’t settle for less. In the…
Fm7
Background of her photos, ever-
Cm7
present, is her underwhelming white boy
Fm7
friend. She speaks languages fluent
Cm7
ly. She sends money to famil
Fm7
-ly. You’re and your he can’t tell which is
Cm7
Which, according to him his mom’s a total
Fm7
bitch. Caught with his ex’s nude pics
Cm7
Got too excited on January six
Fm7
“Thanks for buying the mountain
Cm7
Dew but this is Code Red I wanted regular
Fm7
Dew!”

Fm7 - Cm7
(Gimme what I want!)
I wanted regular dew
(Gimme what I want!)
I wanted regular dew
(Gimme what I’m owed!)
It’s not that hard to do

Fm7 - Cm7
He’s not even hot not that that matters but he isn’t. (x5)
Watch him failing upwards flirting with mediocri–

[theme interlude]

Ab
You deserve more, I hope you
Db
Know that
Ab
You deserve the world, I hope you
Db
Know that. When
Ab
things were at their worst, you were
Db
always the first to stand up
Ab
for me, for
Db
what you believe in

Abm
You deserve more, I know you
Dbm
Know that
Abm
You deserve the world, I know you
Dbm
Know that.
Abm
Honestly any guy would
Dbm
be underwhelming for
Abm
you… but these
Dbm
whites sure do set the bar low

Abm - Dbm
平均以下の白人彼氏
Heikin ika no hakujin kareshi