Every Warhammer 40K Faction's Three Wishes

On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric, with the help of the patrons, try to figure out the best things that could happen in 11th Edition Warhammer to make every faction happy. I’m sure in next edition every faction will receive the same amount of love, and I won’t be able to use the “Guy who has a lot of water” meme to describe every faction compared to Space Marines. When that happens, please try to enjoy each faction equally, and not show preference for one over the others. Well… except Death Guard. I don’t think they need any wishes to be granted, but here we are.

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TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Hello and Welcome
00:39 Sneak Attack
01:49 No Wishes for More Wishes
03:13 Adepta Sororitas
07:10 Adeptus Custodes
10:03 Adeptus Mechanicus
13:41 Astra Militarum
19:32 Grey Knights
21:32 Imperial Agents
23:31 Imperial Knights
16:18 Space Marines
29:29 Blood Angels
30:04 Dark Angels
30:28 Space Wolves
30:42 Black Templars
30:49 Deathwatch
32:02 Chaos Daemons
36:08 Chaos Knights
39:30 Chaos Space Marines
41:18 Death Guard
46:24 Emperor's Children
50:01 Thousand Sons
55:47 World Eaters
58:21 Aeldari
01:01:27 Harlequins
01:01:39 Drukhari
01:05:46 Genestealer Cults
01:09:32 Leagues of Votann
01:11:36 Necrons
01:15:34 Orks
01:19:58 T'au Empire
01:24:47 Tyranids
01:26:38 The only place I wanna stay for the credits


Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free